I am Don.
I know a little about a lot of things but have mastered nothing.
I’m not ashamed of that. I’ve wanted to learn so many different things, but I get into something and then, like a three year old distracted by a bouncing ball, I quickly find another thing that demands my attention.
I can do many things half-assed. I can homebrew beer, cook, be your lawyer, put in a new ceiling fan…on and on, but NONE of it comes guaranteed.
This is not a blog about anything in particular.
I’m not promoting a cause.
I don’t have a disease.
I don’t think my kids are the best thing since sliced bread (though they have given me much to blog about, thank you!).
I simply don’t have a specific topic that fascinates me to the point of wanting to talk about it with the world.
I’m just a regular guy with many (mostly asinine) thoughts and opinions which I’m fixin to share with the internet.
About what you say?
I have a family. I am a serviceable husband and father, but would never win any awards for doing either. My wife is pretty awesome. We have three kids. Ace is 9, Cool is 4 and G$ is 22 months. They are exhausting, but they’re fun and we wouldn’t change anything about any of them, for the most part. I’ll write about them, sometimes.
I work around and with a lot of interesting and stupid people. I’ll write about them too.
I mostly talk out my ass and that’s what I plan to do here. Nothing that I write will blow your mind, I ‘m sure.
I curse a lot, often unintentionally or without even realizing it. Even when I type! I’m trying to get better with that though and I won’t do it just for the sake of cursing, if that makes any fucking sense.
If I offend you, then let me apologize right here. I’m just trying to blow steam and have fun. I’m not wanting to make enemies online, that’s for sure.
I may talk about crap that I like to do or would like to do. I may write real time play by play during a night of drinking beer on my couch alone or I may post a recipe that I think you should try. I may write four paragraphs about a time I followed a fat woman around Sam’s Club watching her and her fat kids eat samples. Fat people are fascinating!
Who knows? If it’s something that strikes me as funny, I’ll talk about it.
I like to think that I’m a pretty diverse guy! Whatever the topic is, it’s bound to be fun, for me at least!