Monthly Archives: May 2013

A coupla random thangs…

Posted on May 31, 2013 by

Memorial Day: So Memorial Day came and went and I didn’t blog about it which means I suck.  When I think of Memorial Day, I think about the greatest generation and those who fought in WWII.  No offense to our … Continue reading →

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Fatty gonna lose some weight…

Posted on May 29, 2013 by

My 4 year old son recently called me fat. With absolutely zero malice intended, he simply asked me in the middle of casual conversation why I was so fat. My initial reaction was to put down either the cake in my … Continue reading →

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That time i was freshly pressed and a prize i won…

Posted on May 27, 2013 by

Remember the time that my one post was Freshly Pressed? OMG!! Yeah, me neither…. Several of my favorite bloggers have recently been though, so I feel like a success by association. Congrats to all of you!!  I like to believe … Continue reading →

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Adventures of don as spider man, the beginning…

Posted on May 21, 2013 by

It was a Friday morning in 1992 and I was just waking up from being passed out in the cemetery across the street from campus. As usual when I would wake up in the cemetery on a Friday morning across … Continue reading →

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Random recent stuff…

Posted on May 20, 2013 by

Greetings, I feel like whipping out a post right quick, but since I ain’t got nothin’ to say particular, I’ll just ramble on about a couple of things. Firstly, thanks to you, whichever heifer was in the bathroom at work … Continue reading →

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Some stuff i’ve done but never will again.

Posted on May 16, 2013 by

There are a few things in life that I’ve done and have promised myself that I’ll never do again. Children.  We have three.  I am fixed.  I am done. Drink Everclear.  I did it once.  I was in high school … Continue reading →

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Ah, well maybe i do have some crazy afterall…

Posted on May 15, 2013 by

Since we broached the subject of Don’s crazy the other day, some wonderful yet snarky bitches (you know who you are) pointed out that I may have been mistaken when I indicated my crazy left. I’ve been rereading some of … Continue reading →

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New parents…WTF?

Posted on May 14, 2013 by

This is a post from when literally three people read my blog. I’m reposting it because new followers won’t know it’s recycled garbage and because I can. Fuck, ignore that last sentence new followers. It’s funny what the brain remembers, … Continue reading →

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That time I was crazy, but then i wasn’t…

Posted on May 13, 2013 by

I don’t know where some things that seem so important because they’re going to kill us all one day but then completely disappear the next day go, but it happens from time to time. Stuff just comes into our lives … Continue reading →

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Reality cooking…good tv?

Posted on May 10, 2013 by

I had such a wonderful time reminiscing about my experience as a near Chopped champion yesterday, that I’ve still got food and cooking shows on my brain.  Let’s clear it out with another post concerning cooking, even if it’s sort … Continue reading →

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