Remember the time that my one post was Freshly Pressed? OMG!!
Yeah, me neither….
Several of my favorite bloggers have recently been though, so I feel like a success by association.
Congrats to all of you!! I like to believe my witty and off-putting comments on all of your posts are part of the reason your posts were selected.
I’m so proud and happy for each of you and I don’t think any of you are total dicks.
On to me though.
I won something!
It’s not the $600 plus million dollar lottery that I was hoping to win, no. God hasn’t found me fit to win a big cash prize yet, but I’m working on it. Last week I didn’t purposely veer my car towards any squirrels or pigeons on the road and even decelerated a little bit when a ghettofabulous jackoff was meandering diagonally across the street taking his sweet time holding up traffic.
I won a book!
The lovely and talented Renee Something or other with an a and then a name and a hyphen and another name too had a contest seeking comments about naughty childhood deeds. You should go read some of them, they’re funny. Here’s mine. I picked a clean one even!
It wasn’t the funniest comment, but there’s some Random Number Generator thing that Renee used and it chose me because I’m pretty special. It’s nice to be noticed every now and then.
About my prize, the book.
It’s a book written by a Canadian woman who’s been to China I think. She has twins which I always think is hilarious. God says I have issues with you a little bit in many different ways, and twins is one of those ways.
Anyway, I guess her kids lick things like the minivan because the book is called Don’t Lick The Minivan. I can relate as Cool was a licker for a while. He’d lick people in the face, glass doors and shopping cart handles. It was all pretty disgusting, but what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right. I’ve only recently discovered her blog, ironic mom and I find her to be quite funny. She’s not just funny for a girl funny either, but funny like a real human being funny.
Here’s what the cover of her book looks like. It’s fun, right? The van looks like my own minivan, except it has all the hubcaps attached still, unlike my own.
So, I won the book meaning you’ll have to go and purchase it. It’s bound to be hilarious for us suffering breeders and reassuring to non breeders that they’ve made the right choice.
I’m looking forward to reading it so please hurry R a.S-J!!