Category Archives: Finish the sentence Friday

If i could go back in time…

I’d go back to lunch this afternoon and order a salad instead of that half fried chicken and giant plate of french fries I scarfed down. Holy crap, I can’t move! Hahaha, no, I’m kidding. I had that for lunch … Continue reading

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Famous people opinions are also just like assholes…

I never understood what the big deal was about famous people’s opinions. There’s been a lot of chatter today about comments made by former NFL quarterback turned sports talk radio host, Boomer Esiason, about his thoughts on paternity leave taken … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Me – a FTSF

I’m writing this on my phone because, screw you workplace computer!! It’s turning out to be a pretty glorious Friday, my friends. It started out as most any other Friday does, with me rolling groggily out of bed while cursing … Continue reading

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All mature and stuff…someday.

Hey all, it’s another Finish the Sentence Friday! Join in on the fun, if you haven’t yet. This week the sentence starter is: A funny thing happened on my way to… —————————————————————————– I used to wonder if I’d ever get there. … Continue reading

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FTSF…dumbest post ever? let’s hope it doesn’t get much worse!

Ok, so I wrote this below post while I was obliterating a twelve pack of Bud Light Lime last night. Don’t you judge me! It’s a FTSF post. Against my better judgment, I’m going to post it even though I … Continue reading

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I once saw the biggest…another FTSF

I know, right? So many ways to take this one. I think the obvious route would be for me to tell you about the biggest Wang I’ve ever seen. Have I ever mentioned that? Jin Wang is a Chinese guy … Continue reading

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Finish the sentence fri, blogging goals or some such crap…

Well crap, watching all the other mother hens having such fun with FTSF has burned me to the core with jealousy, so I’m last minute posting in order to pretend I’m a respected member of the group. Just FYI, nobody … Continue reading

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Rockin’ arcade fun and a bumper sticker for your penis?

It’s a miserable, cold Friday morning. I decided to drink beer and watch the end of the Blues thrashing of the Islanders last night instead of writing a Finish the Sentence Friday post. In my defense, the Uverse internet connection … Continue reading

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