Tag Archives: dads

Last week, sort of. a stray dog, bloody nips and funny signs…

Posted on October 6, 2014 by

Well, since the wee gray organ inside my skull is unwilling to spew forth anything new or creative, I’m just going to rehash the week that was. That just was? Is it rehash my last week? Whatever, I’m going to … Continue reading →

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Lick’n lunch with the boys…

Posted on September 24, 2014 by

I walked into the kitchen the other day and found myself standing behind Cool and Gman as they were seated at the island waiting to be fed lunch. They insist on being fed every single day, often multiple times during … Continue reading →

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A shooting a mother and her baby…

Posted on August 30, 2014 by

The intersection of Vandeventer and St. Louis Avenue isn’t in my district. I am not subject to calls that come out in that area, but my car had a tire that was running low on air. I told the dispatcher … Continue reading →

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Penises or peen or peni, whichever it is, 101…

Posted on July 22, 2014 by

I almost posted another riveting rundown of my past weekend, but I could almost hear the collective sighs from each and every one of you as you began reading the first paragraph, so I crammed it into the drafts folder … Continue reading →

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Random stuff as it comes to me brain…

Posted on July 10, 2014 by

Oh my goodness, let’s write a post! I’m so excited about all the great blog posts I’ve been reading that I want to take part, unfortunately, I ain’t got shit to say that makes sense to anyone about anything important, … Continue reading →

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A slow work day and stuff…

Posted on June 24, 2014 by

Hot damn, another post! If this post reads like it was put together hastily by a hungover jackass trying to kill time while not paying attention at a legal training seminar, that’s only because it was  hastily put together by a … Continue reading →

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If i could go back in time…

Posted on April 10, 2014 by

I’d go back to lunch this afternoon and order a salad instead of that half fried chicken and giant plate of french fries I scarfed down. Holy crap, I can’t move! Hahaha, no, I’m kidding. I had that for lunch … Continue reading →

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To the woman behind me in Walmart…

Posted on April 9, 2014 by

Dear woman behind me in Walmart yesterday, You taught my sons a lesson. I thought and prayed on our encounter, and felt moved by the spirit to write, in the hopes that you will see this. It was maybe fate … Continue reading →

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Dealing with the terrible two’s…

Posted on April 8, 2014 by

Wife and I have been parenting for well over ten years now and, up until very recently, never understood what the big deal was. We’d hear people talk about how difficult it was and just sort of roll our eyes … Continue reading →

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Famous people opinions are also just like assholes…

Posted on April 3, 2014 by

I never understood what the big deal was about famous people’s opinions. There’s been a lot of chatter today about comments made by former NFL quarterback turned sports talk radio host, Boomer Esiason, about his thoughts on paternity leave taken … Continue reading →

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