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Tag Archives: humor
Gman’s zero fucks, camping and other nothings for you…
Hot damn, exactly one month between postings. That’s not too shabby. I know all of you are just dying to know what’s up in my world, so let’s get to it. We camped. As a family. The whole fucking family. … Continue reading
Last week, sort of. a stray dog, bloody nips and funny signs…
Well, since the wee gray organ inside my skull is unwilling to spew forth anything new or creative, I’m just going to rehash the week that was. That just was? Is it rehash my last week? Whatever, I’m going to … Continue reading
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Tagged blog, bud light lime, dads, dogs, funny, humor, humour, kids, marathon, Parenting, pets, Running, stray
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Lick’n lunch with the boys…
I walked into the kitchen the other day and found myself standing behind Cool and Gman as they were seated at the island waiting to be fed lunch. They insist on being fed every single day, often multiple times during … Continue reading
Another day at the office…A near birth experience…
I was minding my own business in my police car with a 44 ounce iced tea between my legs, a handful of sunflower seeds in my mouth, one hand on the steering wheel, and the other wrapped around my seed shell spit … Continue reading
Ace, Ace, Ace!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
It’s hard to believe that almost exactly 11 years from when most of you will read this, I was in a room with my family pounding cans of Natural Light from a cooler my brother had brought for me. He … Continue reading
Penises or peen or peni, whichever it is, 101…
I almost posted another riveting rundown of my past weekend, but I could almost hear the collective sighs from each and every one of you as you began reading the first paragraph, so I crammed it into the drafts folder … Continue reading
The writer’s life – blog tour…
Remember when we used to pretty regularly get Liebster Awards and Sunshine Awards and Dragon Something or Other Awards and Versatile Blogger Awards and Inspiring Blogger Awards and Donofalltradesisthebiggestassholeiknow Awards and what not? Well I do. I always really sucked … Continue reading
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Tagged blog tour, blogging, blogs, fun, humor, writers, writing process
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A yeehawin’ good time and some pink sandals…
For the first time in probably close to twenty years, I went to a music concert. It’s not that I have anything against them, it’s more about not wanting to spend money or fight crowds at the facility where most … Continue reading