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Probably not even kraft singles…and shame.
Imagine a thirteen year old girl standing in a crowded lunch line at her middle school; she’s holding a tray of hot food in her hands. She is not an unpopular kid, but isn’t what passes for “popular” in the … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Uncategorized
Tagged families, kid shaming, kids, lunch accounts, middle school, Parenting, school, school lunch
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Gman’s zero fucks, camping and other nothings for you…
Hot damn, exactly one month between postings. That’s not too shabby. I know all of you are just dying to know what’s up in my world, so let’s get to it. We camped. As a family. The whole fucking family. … Continue reading
Last week, sort of. a stray dog, bloody nips and funny signs…
Well, since the wee gray organ inside my skull is unwilling to spew forth anything new or creative, I’m just going to rehash the week that was. That just was? Is it rehash my last week? Whatever, I’m going to … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged blog, bud light lime, dads, dogs, funny, humor, humour, kids, marathon, Parenting, pets, Running, stray
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Lick’n lunch with the boys…
I walked into the kitchen the other day and found myself standing behind Cool and Gman as they were seated at the island waiting to be fed lunch. They insist on being fed every single day, often multiple times during … Continue reading
Ace, Ace, Ace!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
It’s hard to believe that almost exactly 11 years from when most of you will read this, I was in a room with my family pounding cans of Natural Light from a cooler my brother had brought for me. He … Continue reading
Penises or peen or peni, whichever it is, 101…
I almost posted another riveting rundown of my past weekend, but I could almost hear the collective sighs from each and every one of you as you began reading the first paragraph, so I crammed it into the drafts folder … Continue reading
Random stuff as it comes to me brain…
Oh my goodness, let’s write a post! I’m so excited about all the great blog posts I’ve been reading that I want to take part, unfortunately, I ain’t got shit to say that makes sense to anyone about anything important, … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged big salad, dads, family, fun, haircuts, humor, kids, random thoughts, stupid
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A slow work day and stuff…
Hot damn, another post! If this post reads like it was put together hastily by a hungover jackass trying to kill time while not paying attention at a legal training seminar, that’s only because it was hastily put together by a … Continue reading
Monday funday tale of the dented garage…with pics cuz words are hard!
Oh my Lord…sitting in this chair typing a post is much more relaxing than being at that nasty gym again. One of the many, many things that sucks ass about working out is that it’s supposed to be a part … Continue reading
