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Probably not even kraft singles…and shame.
Imagine a thirteen year old girl standing in a crowded lunch line at her middle school; she’s holding a tray of hot food in her hands. She is not an unpopular kid, but isn’t what passes for “popular” in the … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Uncategorized
Tagged families, kid shaming, kids, lunch accounts, middle school, Parenting, school, school lunch
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Last week, sort of. a stray dog, bloody nips and funny signs…
Well, since the wee gray organ inside my skull is unwilling to spew forth anything new or creative, I’m just going to rehash the week that was. That just was? Is it rehash my last week? Whatever, I’m going to … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged blog, bud light lime, dads, dogs, funny, humor, humour, kids, marathon, Parenting, pets, Running, stray
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Ace, Ace, Ace!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
It’s hard to believe that almost exactly 11 years from when most of you will read this, I was in a room with my family pounding cans of Natural Light from a cooler my brother had brought for me. He … Continue reading
Penises or peen or peni, whichever it is, 101…
I almost posted another riveting rundown of my past weekend, but I could almost hear the collective sighs from each and every one of you as you began reading the first paragraph, so I crammed it into the drafts folder … Continue reading
A slow work day and stuff…
Hot damn, another post! If this post reads like it was put together hastily by a hungover jackass trying to kill time while not paying attention at a legal training seminar, that’s only because it was hastily put together by a … Continue reading
Dealing with the terrible two’s…
Wife and I have been parenting for well over ten years now and, up until very recently, never understood what the big deal was. We’d hear people talk about how difficult it was and just sort of roll our eyes … Continue reading
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Tagged dads, humor, Parenting, tantrums, terrible twos, toddlers
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Famous people opinions are also just like assholes…
I never understood what the big deal was about famous people’s opinions. There’s been a lot of chatter today about comments made by former NFL quarterback turned sports talk radio host, Boomer Esiason, about his thoughts on paternity leave taken … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Finish the sentence Friday, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged boomer esiason, dads, dan murphy, family, Finish the sentence Friday, FTSF, Parenting, paternity
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Coming out and photographic proof that i’m winning at parenting…
It’s no secret, that a person unfamiliar with this here blog would notice, pretty immediately, that 94% of the people who read and comment on this garbage are women. Women be bloggin’!! While I enjoy the online company of the … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged dad blogger, dads, family, funny, humor, Parenting, winning
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FTSF…dumbest post ever? let’s hope it doesn’t get much worse!
Ok, so I wrote this below post while I was obliterating a twelve pack of Bud Light Lime last night. Don’t you judge me! It’s a FTSF post. Against my better judgment, I’m going to post it even though I … Continue reading
Posted in Finish the sentence Friday, Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, family, Finish the sentence Friday, FTSF, humor, kids, Parenting, single parents
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My top 5 childhood fears…
Remember some of the things that were going to eventually kill all of us? West Nile Virus? Bird Flu? SARS? Nicolas Cage movies? Remember? What ever became of those dangers? One minute everyone was worried about Mad Cow Disease, but … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged childhood fears, dads, fears, kids, Parenting, phobias, scared, scary movies
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