Category Archives: Humor

Lick’n lunch with the boys…

I walked into the kitchen the other day and found myself standing behind Cool and Gman as they were seated at the island waiting to be fed lunch. They insist on being fed every single day, often multiple times during … Continue reading

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Ace, Ace, Ace!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

It’s hard to believe that almost exactly 11 years from when most of you will read this, I was in a room with my family pounding cans of Natural Light from a cooler my brother had brought for me. He … Continue reading

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Penises or peen or peni, whichever it is, 101…

I almost posted another riveting rundown of my past weekend, but I could almost hear the collective sighs from each and every one of you as you began reading the first paragraph, so I crammed it into the drafts folder … Continue reading

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Answers to your pressing police related questions…

Wow, I’m a posting machine here lately, aren’t I? Sorry about that. Anywho, an indeterminate number of days ago, I offered to answer y’all’s (is that the correct usage, Molly?) police officer related questions, since many of you show mild … Continue reading

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A giant hill a sizable lake and a near death experience?…

Here’s a quickie for ya. Ha, my wife will wince when she reads that line out of habit. She’s no doubt had enough of my quickies, but that’s for another day. As you regulars will recall, last Saturday I whooped … Continue reading

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A yeehawin’ good time and some pink sandals…

For the first time in probably close to twenty years, I went to a music concert. It’s not that I have anything against them, it’s more about not wanting to spend money or fight crowds at the facility where most … Continue reading

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Hot pics and a potential Q & A with officer don…

It’s been hot as fuck around these parts lately. Gman’s been hot. Cool’s been hot. And yours truly has been hot. I hadn’t even left the parking lot at work when I started sweating like the proverbial whore on nickel … Continue reading

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Random stuff as it comes to me brain…

Oh my goodness, let’s write a post! I’m so excited about all the great blog posts I’ve been reading that I want to take part, unfortunately, I ain’t got shit to say that makes sense to anyone about anything important, … Continue reading

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Monday funday tale of the dented garage…with pics cuz words are hard!

Oh my Lord…sitting in this chair typing a post is much more relaxing than being at that nasty gym again. One of the many, many things that sucks ass about working out is that it’s supposed to be a part … Continue reading

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Nice things and making hookers cry…wtf ever for FTSF…

The nicest thing someone ever did for me was… Haha, I’m going to totally admit that my mind went straight back to when I was 14 and that nice 15 1/2 year old girl had the sex with me. I … Continue reading

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