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Probably not even kraft singles…and shame.
Imagine a thirteen year old girl standing in a crowded lunch line at her middle school; she’s holding a tray of hot food in her hands. She is not an unpopular kid, but isn’t what passes for “popular” in the … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Uncategorized
Tagged families, kid shaming, kids, lunch accounts, middle school, Parenting, school, school lunch
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Lick’n lunch with the boys…
I walked into the kitchen the other day and found myself standing behind Cool and Gman as they were seated at the island waiting to be fed lunch. They insist on being fed every single day, often multiple times during … Continue reading
Ace, Ace, Ace!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
It’s hard to believe that almost exactly 11 years from when most of you will read this, I was in a room with my family pounding cans of Natural Light from a cooler my brother had brought for me. He … Continue reading
Random stuff as it comes to me brain…
Oh my goodness, let’s write a post! I’m so excited about all the great blog posts I’ve been reading that I want to take part, unfortunately, I ain’t got shit to say that makes sense to anyone about anything important, … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged big salad, dads, family, fun, haircuts, humor, kids, random thoughts, stupid
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A slow work day and stuff…
Hot damn, another post! If this post reads like it was put together hastily by a hungover jackass trying to kill time while not paying attention at a legal training seminar, that’s only because it was hastily put together by a … Continue reading
Monday funday tale of the dented garage…with pics cuz words are hard!
Oh my Lord…sitting in this chair typing a post is much more relaxing than being at that nasty gym again. One of the many, many things that sucks ass about working out is that it’s supposed to be a part … Continue reading
If i could go back in time…
I’d go back to lunch this afternoon and order a salad instead of that half fried chicken and giant plate of french fries I scarfed down. Holy crap, I can’t move! Hahaha, no, I’m kidding. I had that for lunch … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Finish the sentence Friday, Uncategorized
Tagged babies, dads, Finish the sentence Friday, FTSF, humor, time travel
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Famous people opinions are also just like assholes…
I never understood what the big deal was about famous people’s opinions. There’s been a lot of chatter today about comments made by former NFL quarterback turned sports talk radio host, Boomer Esiason, about his thoughts on paternity leave taken … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Finish the sentence Friday, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged boomer esiason, dads, dan murphy, family, Finish the sentence Friday, FTSF, Parenting, paternity
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Coming out and photographic proof that i’m winning at parenting…
It’s no secret, that a person unfamiliar with this here blog would notice, pretty immediately, that 94% of the people who read and comment on this garbage are women. Women be bloggin’!! While I enjoy the online company of the … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged dad blogger, dads, family, funny, humor, Parenting, winning
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I love my today yous the best…
A couple of nights ago, the two year old, G$, was a pistol. He’s always a pistol, but that night he was more so than even he normally is. He’s generally pretty good about getting to sleep nowadays, but for … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Parenting, The not meant to be funny stuff, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, family, growing up, kids, nostalgia, Parenting
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