Tag Archives: birth

Another day at the office…A near birth experience…

I was minding my own business in my police car with a 44 ounce iced tea between my legs, a handful of sunflower seeds in my mouth, one hand on the steering wheel, and the other wrapped around my seed shell spit … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | 52 Comments

The big v…and I don’t mean vegas.

Warning – this is not a well thought out post so it’ll probably suck and I may talk about my pubes. I’m definitely going to mention my balls though, so stop now if that makes you squeamish. —————————————– I’m not … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | 8 Comments