Monthly Archives: January 2013

Nonchalant projectile vomiting…yes, it’s a post about puking!

Posted on January 7, 2013 by donofalltrades

Kudos to G$ for starring in three consecutive blog posts! Your shenanigans are second to none, my son! Fortunately for the world around me, I seldom puke (what a disgusting word, let’s use hurl from here on out). This is … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Parenting, The not meant to be funny stuff, Uncategorized | Tagged hurling, sick kids, vomit | 5 Comments

Astroglide…it’s what’s for dinner and apparently non-toxic!

Posted on January 4, 2013 by donofalltrades

A few weeks ago while working in the yard (I know, this story sounds made up already,right?) the wife called for me in a semi-frantic tone. Not as frantic as the recent G$ incident, but enough so that I put … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged astroglide, children, Parenting, poison control, sex jelly | 9 Comments

Hey St. Clare Hospital emergency room, if you were a person, i’d f$cking punch you in the face.

Posted on January 3, 2013 by donofalltrades

No problem here, it’s just a giant hole in my head… Once again, poor G$ had to experience the failure that is the American health care industry, specifically, the wunderkinds at SSM Health Care System. Doing who knows what with … Continue reading →