Well, it’s that time of the week again my friends! Time to vote for your favorite week 2 post by donofalltrades right here on the Blogger-Idol site!!
The assignment was to write a newspaper article detailing a fictitious crime you’ve committed.
Mine involves a man pushed too far by inconsiderate drivers and an incorrect Moons Over My Hammy breakfast plate. See what roles Jack Hoff and Tubby Middle play and whether or not police spokesman Harry Ballsacht has good news for the community.
Check out what the critics have to say about my post:
“Fucking amazing! I laughed while I read it on the shitter!” – Me
“What are you even talking about? Please tell me you’re going to do a good job cleaning the kitchen and not do it half-assed as usual?” – My wife
“I gotta admit, I can’t read. I just pretended to read this for a minute because you said you’d give me two dollars to say something nice about it. I’m sure it’s good. Can I have your lunch too?” – Some homeless guy by the bus stop
“You, you sir, are one funny bastard…” – Manderstanding
“I started to get a little lost…abrupt…Nice work!” Non Stop Mom
“Your writing made me chuckle quite a bit…hilarious and out-there content….stabby” -Crazed In The Kitchen
“This was great. Omg – Ballsacht? So creative and entertaining. Or should I call you Nutsonface?” – Ice Scream Mama
“I LOVED the names! I got a little lost…hard to follow…rushed…a bit unorganized…Good job!” – Razorblade Brain
“Sir, please get off the bus now!” – The new bus driver
As you can see, the reviews are great! Go read about my crime and vote for Donofalltrades!!! I will love you for it!