Come follow my tweets ‘n stuff…
My TweetsTwitter Updates
Tweets by The_DOAT-
Recent Posts
Top Posts & Pages
Archives
- February 2025
- June 2020
- May 2020
- June 2019
- May 2019
- January 2019
- November 2018
- March 2018
- February 2018
- October 2017
- April 2017
- March 2017
- January 2017
- November 2016
- October 2016
- September 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- May 2015
- March 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- March 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
Categories
Meta
-
Donofalltrades
Category Archives: Uncategorized
Useful stuff you need to know to be a grown up…
With school funding being cut and parents becoming bigger douchebags about accepting the fact that their little Jimmy or Suzy is a fucking idiot and didn’t even deserve the C they got, let alone the A that mom and dad … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged growing up, life lessons, life skills, Living on your own, schooling
21 Comments
Customer service, i miss you dearly…
Back when there were mom and pop stores run by families who depended on customers returning to stay in business, good customer service was a real thing. When there were choices as to where to spend your money, businesses competed … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged bagging, customer service, do it yourself, Grocery stores, shopping, six flags
2 Comments
The big v…and I don’t mean vegas.
Warning – this is not a well thought out post so it’ll probably suck and I may talk about my pubes. I’m definitely going to mention my balls though, so stop now if that makes you squeamish. —————————————– I’m not … Continue reading
Stan the man…one of the good guys.
In a city where baseball is king, and baseball tradition runs deep, there is no greater baseball legend than Stan Musial. That’s saying a lot in a city where Bob Gibson, Lou Brock and so many other great players played … Continue reading
Posted in The not meant to be funny stuff, Uncategorized
Tagged baseball, Cardinals, grant's farm, hall of famer, Stan Musial, Stan the Man
11 Comments
Drunk driving, lawn darts and other fun stuff my kids won’t enjoy.
While stopping at the liquor store on my way home from work a couple of weeks ago, my three year old asked if he could stay in the car and continue listening to his beloved Laurie Berkner Band songs (not as … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged childhood, drunk driving, dui, kids, lawn darts, Parenting
5 Comments
The night grandma was a dick…(please please please don’t tell grandma i said that!)
You know what’s not funny? Getting a lottery scratch off ticket as a gift and believing you’ve won “Mountains of Cash”, only to find out that you’ve just been made to look like a gullible jackass in front of your family … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged fake lottery tickets, family, grandma, jokes, lotto, tricks
3 Comments
Nonchalant projectile vomiting…yes, it’s a post about puking!
Kudos to G$ for starring in three consecutive blog posts! Your shenanigans are second to none, my son! Fortunately for the world around me, I seldom puke (what a disgusting word, let’s use hurl from here on out). This is … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Parenting, The not meant to be funny stuff, Uncategorized
Tagged hurling, sick kids, vomit
5 Comments
don of all trades 