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The miracle of 2011…

I’ve spent the better part of my adult life living like a disgusting pig. I eat like crap, I drink too much and I refuse to exert myself physically to any extent beyond occasionally mowing the yard and pleasuring the … Continue reading

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Me + wife = us, no tricks necessary!

It seems, over the years, that I’ve been asked an inordinate number of times how my wife and I met. People are always asking me, “How did you guys become a couple?” I don’t know if I’ve ever asked another … Continue reading

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Letting go…

Do men still have midlife crises? If yes, I’m not 100% sure that I’ve had mine yet. I thought I did once, back in 2003, but now I’m pretty sure I just went insane, temporarily. Wait, isn’t that what a … Continue reading

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F f f f forty…

Well, let’s just cut right to the chase. I made it to forty. I am a forty year old man. This is how it feels at times… I hope you get shit stains on your shoe, jerk! I know it’s … Continue reading

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