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Me + wife = us, no tricks necessary!

It seems, over the years, that I’ve been asked an inordinate number of times how my wife and I met. People are always asking me, “How did you guys become a couple?” I don’t know if I’ve ever asked another … Continue reading

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Guest post – meet the wife!

I had some beers tonight, so I don’t know what this post is. I know in my heart that I shouldn’t drink and blog, but there’s nothing on TV and the laptop is working properly for a change. When I … Continue reading

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Daily Prompt: Places – the beach, it’s always been the beach…

Daily Prompt: Places by michelle w. on March 2, 2013 Beach, mountain, forest, or somewhere else entirely? This one’s a no-brainer for me. I’m a beach man for sure. Wife is a beach woman. You’ll have to take my word … Continue reading

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Dad’s poop too…!

My first blog post was in November of 2012 and I haven’t had the opportunity to really delve into this blogging business very much, particularly since the Man at the J-O-B has ratcheted up the websense software to specifically forbid … Continue reading

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The night grandma was a dick…(please please please don’t tell grandma i said that!)

You know what’s not funny? Getting a lottery scratch off ticket as a gift and believing you’ve won “Mountains of Cash”, only to find out that you’ve just  been made to look like a gullible jackass in front of your family … Continue reading

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Jane from Omaha, your lasagna sucks and you’re an unhelpful dumbass!

As I am the bitch of the house, cooking is one of my duties. I don’t mind doing it, but I suck at not following a recipe. I like the explicit ingredient list followed by the comforting instructions that I … Continue reading

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The Original Admiral…i barely knew thee…

Today is Pearl Harbor Day, 2012. Aside from contemplating its historical significance, Pearl Harbor Day reminds me of two things, (1) that it’s my wife’s birthday and (2) of the wife’s, no, of our Grandpa Bud. I’m not really sure … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving…Where’s the Tylenol?

The Thanksgiving week post was delayed by the day after hangover… In spite of my words and actions and oftentimes my thoughts, I really do love my extended family and friends and mostly enjoy having them over to the house, … Continue reading

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