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Tag Archives: Parenting
Dad’s who lunch…?
When Ace was a baby, I was off work on Sundays and Mondays and we spent nearly every single Monday together doing our own thing. Our own thing almost always included having lunch at Lion’s Choice and then perusing the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, dining out, eating out, humor, kids, kids in restaurants, lunch, Parenting
75 Comments
Something that grinds my gears…
Waiter: “Here is your food, sir. Be careful as the plate is hot.” Inside Cool’s four year old head: *Wait for it….. Waiter: “Is there anything else I can bring you?” Me: “No thank you, we’re good” Still inside Cool’s … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, dining out, dinner, humor, kids, Parenting, poop
83 Comments
A pretty slow weekend…
I got nothin’ of interest to talk about, so I’ll just talk about my weekend and high five myself for having posted something. Friday night I worked at the fried chicken palace, but it was fairly uneventful. It was the … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged bike riding, dads, graduation, kids, Parenting, play
39 Comments
Father’s day, i’m their dad…
While I like to joke about them, I love my kids, of course. I’m their dad. I suck at showing it all the time. I don’t say I love you enough, I’m sure. I do try to say it everyday, … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Parenting, The not meant to be funny stuff, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, family, father's day, fathers, kids, moms, Parenting, police
96 Comments
Just a tuesday night is all…
Ace had a softball game last night, but I had both of the little guys while momma was off running errands to get Ace ready for her first ever summer camp adventure. Yes, the thought of her away at camp … Continue reading
Posted in Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, fun, humor, kids, Parenting, stranger danger, summer, summer camp, welfare
61 Comments
Dear daddy…
Hey dad, it’s Ace here. The boys and I are typing you a letter! Thanks for leaving this WordPress open, mom says it’s the best way to get a hold of you since you always have your fat ass in … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, humor, kids, Parenting, parents
43 Comments
New parents…WTF?
This is a post from when literally three people read my blog. I’m reposting it because new followers won’t know it’s recycled garbage and because I can. Fuck, ignore that last sentence new followers. It’s funny what the brain remembers, … Continue reading
Reality cooking…good tv?
I had such a wonderful time reminiscing about my experience as a near Chopped champion yesterday, that I’ve still got food and cooking shows on my brain. Let’s clear it out with another post concerning cooking, even if it’s sort … Continue reading
Posted in Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged cooking, cooking show, dad, humor, Parenting, reality tv
60 Comments
The internet is ruining snack time…
Thankfully, Ace is old enough to pack her own lunch or figure out on her own when she wants to buy whatever crap the school district is serving. When she wasn’t old enough though, it was mostly momma who took … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged allergies, dads, humor, kids, lunch, moms, nut allergies, Parenting, peanuts, school, school lunch, science
40 Comments


