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A slow work day and stuff…
Hot damn, another post! If this post reads like it was put together hastily by a hungover jackass trying to kill time while not paying attention at a legal training seminar, that’s only because it was hastily put together by a … Continue reading
Monday funday tale of the dented garage…with pics cuz words are hard!
Oh my Lord…sitting in this chair typing a post is much more relaxing than being at that nasty gym again. One of the many, many things that sucks ass about working out is that it’s supposed to be a part … Continue reading
Catchin’ up…for what, the third time?
I promise to make this what have I been doing/where have I been post my last! Lol. I’ve stared at this white screen for a good two hours already, insisting that I’m not turning the computer off until I’ve pulled … Continue reading
If i could go back in time…
I’d go back to lunch this afternoon and order a salad instead of that half fried chicken and giant plate of french fries I scarfed down. Holy crap, I can’t move! Hahaha, no, I’m kidding. I had that for lunch … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Finish the sentence Friday, Uncategorized
Tagged babies, dads, Finish the sentence Friday, FTSF, humor, time travel
69 Comments
To the woman behind me in Walmart…
Dear woman behind me in Walmart yesterday, You taught my sons a lesson. I thought and prayed on our encounter, and felt moved by the spirit to write, in the hopes that you will see this. It was maybe fate … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged dads, humor, kindness, open letter, pay it forward, sarcasm
57 Comments
Dealing with the terrible two’s…
Wife and I have been parenting for well over ten years now and, up until very recently, never understood what the big deal was. We’d hear people talk about how difficult it was and just sort of roll our eyes … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged dads, humor, Parenting, tantrums, terrible twos, toddlers
37 Comments
Famous people opinions are also just like assholes…
I never understood what the big deal was about famous people’s opinions. There’s been a lot of chatter today about comments made by former NFL quarterback turned sports talk radio host, Boomer Esiason, about his thoughts on paternity leave taken … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Finish the sentence Friday, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged boomer esiason, dads, dan murphy, family, Finish the sentence Friday, FTSF, Parenting, paternity
89 Comments
FTSF, your favorite decade was… plus a brief conversation with the 90’s
My favorite decade was… Even though I do feel like Homer quite a bit, my kids are still young enough that it’s hard for me to imagine any period of my life that doesn’t include them being my favorite. It’s … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged 80's, 90's, childhood, decades, Finish the sentence Friday, FTSF, humor
41 Comments
don of all trades 