Category Archives: Humor

On cottage cheese and being run over by a jeep…

What a stupid title for a post.  Forgive me, friends, but I’m at work (shhhhhhh!) trying to squeeze in a post real quick.  Normally the work computer won’t allow me to access my own blog to edit or create new … Continue reading

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Sexy male bloggers and Mr. November…

Congrats, ladies, you can ogle me and the other men of WordPress in our sexy male blogger calendar! Well, it’s unofficial and mostly just one man’s opinion, but he’s a pretty smart man.  Check it out. http://brownroadchronicles.com/2013/08/22/the-men-of-wordpress-calendar/ Maybe some of … Continue reading

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Tear free soccer? Let’s hope so…

Several moons ago I coached Ace’s soccer team.  I played soccer my entire life and even enjoyed a soccer scholarship in college, so it was my hope that Ace would enjoy playing it as much as I did. This was … Continue reading

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Just writing SOMETHING, oh, and maybe run another 1/2 marathon.

For the love of fuck, I just can’t seem to jump start my brain into conjuring up anything funny, creative, meaningful, stupid, or even mediocre, to write lately. I’ve scrapped numerous shitty blog posts that I’d started because if the … Continue reading

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Family vacation…it sure beats working?

I checked out this donofalltrades.com site and noticed that a post hadn’t been added since July 11th, and that post was a Daily Prompt number.  July 10th was the last unprompted post on the blog, and that was to shout … Continue reading

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100 posts ‘n stuff…

Since I don’t believe that yesterday’s reblogging of Ace’s awesome photo counts as a post, this one here is numero 100. 100 posts. Wow! Many of my posts are of the long variety, generally 1000 words at least.  I apologize … Continue reading

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Four day weekend…

Lol, I just reread this and decided fuck it, I’ll go ahead and click publish on this piece of shit anyway.  Have fun! Well, that four day weekend went by way too fast, but that’s typical. C’est la vie I … Continue reading

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Summatime and stuff…

Happy Birthday, ‘Merika! You’re fucked up in a lot of ways, but still one helluva great pal to me.  I’d not trade you for any other country.  Well, maybe Italy or someplace tropical?  I’d not trade you for MOST other … Continue reading

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Striking out officer don; me thinks not…

When I was a young police officer, I was once touched to see one of my fellow police officers in the projects buying ice cream from the ice cream truck for any kid who wanted one. That officer was short, … Continue reading

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The fried chicken palace adventures…

Believe it or not, this post began as a seed in my tiny, atrophied brain as a post offering parenting tips to first time parents. As a father of three, of course I’m qualified to help others become great parents, … Continue reading

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