Tag Archives: humor

Can’t think of a funny title because this is just one of those dumb posts to be posting…

Posted on November 20, 2013 by donofalltrades

I was feeling burned out (burnt out?) on this blogging stuff Monday, but feel pretty ok about sneaking a shitty, ill-conceived post right up your big fat reader today. Lucky you, right? My desire to blog vacillates from day to … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Uncategorized | Tagged brain farts, brain lapse, cat memes, cats, forgetfulness, government work, humor, promotions, testing, work | 32 Comments

Why suburbanite hunters make me chuckle…

Posted on November 18, 2013 by donofalltrades

I was too lazy to write anything new, plus I think I’m having one of those “I’m losing interest in writing blog posts spells right now,” but here’s an old one from back when I had seven readers. It’s hunting … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Uncategorized | Tagged humor, hunt, hunters, hunting, outdoors, ron white, sport | 7 Comments

Lots of stuff and a monday funday with G$…

Posted on November 12, 2013 by donofalltrades

When I’m extremely swamped and frustrated at work, I sometimes like to distract myself from doing actual work by whipping out quick posts about nothing in particular so I feel as though I’ve accomplished something. Here’s another one of those … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Parenting, Uncategorized | Tagged bonding, dads, day's off, humor, Lone Elk Park, off days, Parenting, stories, vacation, World Bird Sanctuary | 61 Comments

Siri was a cat before she was a bitch inside your iPhone and I’ll soon be rich…

Posted on November 8, 2013 by donofalltrades

For reasons I’ve never pestered my parents about, I left my perfectly fine public school from second through fifth grade to attend a Catholic school. I went back to the public school to finish up my grade school learnin’ in … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Stories, Uncategorized | Tagged Apple, fun, grade school, humor, kids, reunions, Siri, stories | 38 Comments

Hey elementary school, are you dracula, cuz you’re sucking me dry…

Posted on November 7, 2013 by donofalltrades

Last night, while ignoring the pile of dishes and leftover food congealing on the stove so I could cram fun size KitKat bars and peanut butter cups down my throat while Wife was upstairs putting the boys to bed, Ace … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Humor, Parenting, Uncategorized | Tagged dads, fundraising, funny, humor, kids, picture day, rants, schools | 37 Comments

Dad’s who lunch…?

Posted on November 4, 2013 by donofalltrades

When Ace was a baby, I was off work on Sundays and Mondays and we spent nearly every single Monday together doing our own thing. Our own thing almost always included having lunch at Lion’s Choice and then perusing the … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Parenting, Uncategorized | Tagged dads, dining out, eating out, humor, kids, kids in restaurants, lunch, Parenting | 75 Comments

Just a tiny more ranting and happy halloween…

Posted on October 31, 2013 by donofalltrades

It’s unfortunate that I spent my last post bitching about stupidity because I have so much to bitch about today as well, but I don’t want to over stimulate my readers with my crankiness. Oh Don, what’s eating your ass … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Humor, Uncategorized | Tagged costumes, dads, facebook, Halloween, humor, kids, neighborhoods, parents, rants | 40 Comments

Yay, quick rants…a really dumb post where i mostly bitch.

Posted on October 30, 2013 by donofalltrades

Sometimes, when the mood strikes me, I like to rant about something ridiculous like that Asian woman last week whose attempt to back into a parking space while simultaneously blocking my access to the McDonald’s drive-thru lane for coffee nearly … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Stories, Uncategorized | Tagged autistic kids, bad employees, bad service, customer service, humor, rants, Schnuck's, tantrums, Wendy's | 56 Comments

Back in the saddle again…oh, and i ran 13.1 miles, in a row!

Posted on October 21, 2013 by donofalltrades

I hope you sang that first half of the title as per the song all twangy like and that it’s stuck in your head all day, otherwise, you did it wrong. I’ve been away from this blog for several weeks … Continue reading →

Posted in Fitness, Humor, Uncategorized | Tagged baseball, Cardinals, fitness, funny, half marathon, humor, jogging, kansas city, marathon, Running, vacation | 56 Comments

Happy Saturday…donofalltrades is on to week three of Blogger-Idol.

Posted on October 12, 2013 by donofalltrades

Happy Saturday! While we’re off to do family fun activities that I can only hope will lead to some great blog material, the rest of you are no doubt watching football or maybe baking since so many of you are … Continue reading →