Monthly Archives: March 2013

Paying it forward or some bs like that…

I started this blog four months and nearly 50 posts ago.  50! That’s more commitment than I expected from myself, quite honestly. Don’t worry regular followers, I wasn’t going to post anything until next week, so this Friday post isn’t … Continue reading

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I’ll come at you like a spider monkey, Chip! I’m all hopped up on Mountain Dew!

Todays Daily Prompt – Take a quote from your favorite movie — there’s the title of your post. Now, write! Actually, I prefer this line from the same scene, but it was too long: My teacher asked me, what was … Continue reading

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A better don? Probably not like this….

Well, I had zero intention of posting anything today, tomorrow, or for the rest of the week. I’m finding myself running out of things to talk about and there are only so many hanging with Jesus tales that I can … Continue reading

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Is this what old timers talk about at McDonalds at 6am?

I just got off the phone with a buddy of mine. We went to college together and suffered through biology labs and hangovers at each others’ side for four years. We thought back then, when we still had some ambition, … Continue reading

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A time i hung with the son of god…

Every post that I’ve written up to this point has been about a situation or event that has really happened. You decide if this is another one, but shame on you if you think I’m lying. A man knocked on … Continue reading

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F f f f forty…

Well, let’s just cut right to the chase. I made it to forty. I am a forty year old man. This is how it feels at times… I hope you get shit stains on your shoe, jerk! I know it’s … Continue reading

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Daily Prompt: All Grown Up | still waiting to feel like a grown up…

Today’s Daily Prompt asks when was the first time I felt like like a grown up (if ever)? This DP is apropos for me since I’m less than 15 hours from turning the page on my 30’s.  I’ll miss you … Continue reading

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I just feel the urge to post today, so this one’s for G$…

  We have many photos of the kids together wherein approximately 66.7% of them are smiling and the other 1/3 is almost always the same child, and not only is he not smiling, but he’s completely pissed off at the whole ordeal. … Continue reading

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I’m nostalgic for….well, for crap.

A few years ago I had some hunger pangs and a sudden craving for something I hadn’t eaten in probably 20 years. What did your adult palate crave, Don? Was it a sandwich you used to enjoy at a restaurant … Continue reading

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Daily Prompt: Places – the beach, it’s always been the beach…

Daily Prompt: Places by michelle w. on March 2, 2013 Beach, mountain, forest, or somewhere else entirely? This one’s a no-brainer for me. I’m a beach man for sure. Wife is a beach woman. You’ll have to take my word … Continue reading

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