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Category Archives: Humor
Jane from Omaha, your lasagna sucks and you’re an unhelpful dumbass…
I should start a retread Monday tradition as this is another old one. Well, if 6 months is old. Apparently, it was before I knew what a tag was or had and followers. —————————– As I am the bitch of … Continue reading
Dear daddy…
Hey dad, it’s Ace here. The boys and I are typing you a letter! Thanks for leaving this WordPress open, mom says it’s the best way to get a hold of you since you always have your fat ass in … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, humor, kids, Parenting, parents
43 Comments
Fatty gonna lose some weight…
My 4 year old son recently called me fat. With absolutely zero malice intended, he simply asked me in the middle of casual conversation why I was so fat. My initial reaction was to put down either the cake in my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, diet, exercise, fat, health, humor, kids, lifestyle, weight loss
145 Comments
That time i was freshly pressed and a prize i won…
Remember the time that my one post was Freshly Pressed? OMG!! Yeah, me neither…. Several of my favorite bloggers have recently been though, so I feel like a success by association. Congrats to all of you!! I like to believe … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged bloggers, books, contest, don't lick the minivan, Prizes, winning
36 Comments
Random recent stuff…
Greetings, I feel like whipping out a post right quick, but since I ain’t got nothin’ to say particular, I’ll just ramble on about a couple of things. Firstly, thanks to you, whichever heifer was in the bathroom at work … Continue reading
Some stuff i’ve done but never will again.
There are a few things in life that I’ve done and have promised myself that I’ll never do again. Children. We have three. I am fixed. I am done. Drink Everclear. I did it once. I was in high school … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged assembling furniture, bus, everclear, greyhound, humor, indoor soccer, sauders, trips
93 Comments
Ah, well maybe i do have some crazy afterall…
Since we broached the subject of Don’s crazy the other day, some wonderful yet snarky bitches (you know who you are) pointed out that I may have been mistaken when I indicated my crazy left. I’ve been rereading some of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged compulsive, crazy, delayed gratification, eating, humor, obsessive, ocd, order
62 Comments
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