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Father’s day, i’m their dad…
While I like to joke about them, I love my kids, of course. I’m their dad. I suck at showing it all the time. I don’t say I love you enough, I’m sure. I do try to say it everyday, … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Parenting, The not meant to be funny stuff, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, family, father's day, fathers, kids, moms, Parenting, police
96 Comments
Jane from Omaha, your lasagna sucks and you’re an unhelpful dumbass…
I should start a retread Monday tradition as this is another old one. Well, if 6 months is old. Apparently, it was before I knew what a tag was or had and followers. —————————– As I am the bitch of … Continue reading
Minor ranting on welfare and a goofy alderman.
I’m unmotivated to be funny today, sorry. One of my very first, and yet still current followers, Cookie the Canadian lady who has the same gestational period as an elephant, does a rant every Friday about something that makes her … Continue reading
Posted in The not meant to be funny stuff, Uncategorized
Tagged aldermen, politics, rants, st. louis, welfare
37 Comments
Just a tuesday night is all…
Ace had a softball game last night, but I had both of the little guys while momma was off running errands to get Ace ready for her first ever summer camp adventure. Yes, the thought of her away at camp … Continue reading
Posted in Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, fun, humor, kids, Parenting, stranger danger, summer, summer camp, welfare
61 Comments
Dear daddy…
Hey dad, it’s Ace here. The boys and I are typing you a letter! Thanks for leaving this WordPress open, mom says it’s the best way to get a hold of you since you always have your fat ass in … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, humor, kids, Parenting, parents
43 Comments
Fatty gonna lose some weight…
My 4 year old son recently called me fat. With absolutely zero malice intended, he simply asked me in the middle of casual conversation why I was so fat. My initial reaction was to put down either the cake in my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged dads, diet, exercise, fat, health, humor, kids, lifestyle, weight loss
145 Comments
That time i was freshly pressed and a prize i won…
Remember the time that my one post was Freshly Pressed? OMG!! Yeah, me neither…. Several of my favorite bloggers have recently been though, so I feel like a success by association. Congrats to all of you!! I like to believe … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged bloggers, books, contest, don't lick the minivan, Prizes, winning
36 Comments
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