Tag Archives: humor

Nice things and making hookers cry…wtf ever for FTSF…

Posted on May 15, 2014 by donofalltrades

The nicest thing someone ever did for me was… Haha, I’m going to totally admit that my mind went straight back to when I was 14 and that nice 15 1/2 year old girl had the sex with me. I … Continue reading →

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If i could go back in time…

Posted on April 10, 2014 by donofalltrades

I’d go back to lunch this afternoon and order a salad instead of that half fried chicken and giant plate of french fries I scarfed down. Holy crap, I can’t move! Hahaha, no, I’m kidding. I had that for lunch … Continue reading →

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To the woman behind me in Walmart…

Posted on April 9, 2014 by donofalltrades

Dear woman behind me in Walmart yesterday, You taught my sons a lesson. I thought and prayed on our encounter, and felt moved by the spirit to write, in the hopes that you will see this. It was maybe fate … Continue reading →

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Dealing with the terrible two’s…

Posted on April 8, 2014 by donofalltrades

Wife and I have been parenting for well over ten years now and, up until very recently, never understood what the big deal was. We’d hear people talk about how difficult it was and just sort of roll our eyes … Continue reading →

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FTSF, your favorite decade was… plus a brief conversation with the 90’s

Posted on March 14, 2014 by donofalltrades

My favorite decade was… Even though I do feel like Homer quite a bit, my kids are still young enough that it’s hard for me to imagine any period of my life that doesn’t include them being my favorite. It’s … Continue reading →

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Coming out and photographic proof that i’m winning at parenting…

Posted on February 25, 2014 by donofalltrades

It’s no secret, that a person unfamiliar with this here blog would notice, pretty immediately, that 94% of the people who read and comment on this garbage are women. Women be bloggin’!! While I enjoy the online company of the … Continue reading →

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All mature and stuff…someday.

Posted on January 31, 2014 by donofalltrades

Hey all, it’s another Finish the Sentence Friday! Join in on the fun, if you haven’t yet. This week the sentence starter is: A funny thing happened on my way to… —————————————————————————– I used to wonder if I’d ever get there. … Continue reading →

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Dads are pretty too…

Posted on January 28, 2014 by donofalltrades

Damn you, women! I was perfectly content to sit my fat ass on the couch and pound beers after the hockey game (Blues win, by the way), but you had to drag me into your thing. Some wonderful blogger moms … Continue reading →

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FTSF…dumbest post ever? let’s hope it doesn’t get much worse!

Posted on January 24, 2014 by donofalltrades

Ok, so I wrote this below post while I was obliterating a twelve pack of Bud Light Lime last night. Don’t you judge me! It’s a FTSF post. Against my better judgment, I’m going to post it even though I … Continue reading →

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I once saw the biggest…another FTSF

Posted on January 17, 2014 by donofalltrades

I know, right? So many ways to take this one. I think the obvious route would be for me to tell you about the biggest Wang I’ve ever seen. Have I ever mentioned that? Jin Wang is a Chinese guy … Continue reading →

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