Tag Archives: humor

Daily Prompt: State of Year Address

Whispers and shhhh’s echo in the room… “Shhhh, he’s coming into the room!  The big guy is going to speak to us!” Papers shuffle, throats are cleared and finally, there is silence. DOAT enters the room to thunderous applause as … Continue reading

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Family vacation…it sure beats working?

I checked out this donofalltrades.com site and noticed that a post hadn’t been added since July 11th, and that post was a Daily Prompt number.  July 10th was the last unprompted post on the blog, and that was to shout … Continue reading

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100 posts ‘n stuff…

Since I don’t believe that yesterday’s reblogging of Ace’s awesome photo counts as a post, this one here is numero 100. 100 posts. Wow! Many of my posts are of the long variety, generally 1000 words at least.  I apologize … Continue reading

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Four day weekend…

Lol, I just reread this and decided fuck it, I’ll go ahead and click publish on this piece of shit anyway.  Have fun! Well, that four day weekend went by way too fast, but that’s typical. C’est la vie I … Continue reading

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Summatime and stuff…

Happy Birthday, ‘Merika! You’re fucked up in a lot of ways, but still one helluva great pal to me.  I’d not trade you for any other country.  Well, maybe Italy or someplace tropical?  I’d not trade you for MOST other … Continue reading

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The week i worked out, sort of….

So, true to my word, I decided to get my fat ass back into shape by working out with weights and doing some running.  Well, maybe some jogging….walking?  I’m going to get moving for sure. In a show of force … Continue reading

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Striking out officer don; me thinks not…

When I was a young police officer, I was once touched to see one of my fellow police officers in the projects buying ice cream from the ice cream truck for any kid who wanted one. That officer was short, … Continue reading

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The fried chicken palace adventures…

Believe it or not, this post began as a seed in my tiny, atrophied brain as a post offering parenting tips to first time parents. As a father of three, of course I’m qualified to help others become great parents, … Continue reading

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Jane from Omaha, your lasagna sucks and you’re an unhelpful dumbass…

I should start a retread Monday tradition as this is another old one.  Well, if 6 months is old.  Apparently, it was before I knew what a tag was or had and followers. —————————– As I am the bitch of … Continue reading

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Just a tuesday night is all…

Ace had a softball game last night, but I had both of the little guys while momma was off running errands to get Ace ready for her first ever summer camp adventure. Yes, the thought of her away at camp … Continue reading

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