Tag Archives: kids

Striking out officer don; me thinks not…

Posted on June 18, 2013 by donofalltrades

When I was a young police officer, I was once touched to see one of my fellow police officers in the projects buying ice cream from the ice cream truck for any kid who wanted one. That officer was short, … Continue reading →

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Father’s day, i’m their dad…

Posted on June 14, 2013 by donofalltrades

While I like to joke about them, I love my kids, of course. I’m their dad. I suck at showing it all the time. I don’t say I love you enough, I’m sure. I do try to say it everyday, … Continue reading →

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Just a tuesday night is all…

Posted on June 4, 2013 by donofalltrades

Ace had a softball game last night, but I had both of the little guys while momma was off running errands to get Ace ready for her first ever summer camp adventure. Yes, the thought of her away at camp … Continue reading →

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Dear daddy…

Posted on June 3, 2013 by donofalltrades

Hey dad, it’s Ace here.  The boys and I are typing you a letter!  Thanks for leaving this WordPress open, mom says it’s the best way to get a hold of you since you always have your fat ass in … Continue reading →

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Fatty gonna lose some weight…

Posted on May 29, 2013 by donofalltrades

My 4 year old son recently called me fat. With absolutely zero malice intended, he simply asked me in the middle of casual conversation why I was so fat. My initial reaction was to put down either the cake in my … Continue reading →

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Random recent stuff…

Posted on May 20, 2013 by donofalltrades

Greetings, I feel like whipping out a post right quick, but since I ain’t got nothin’ to say particular, I’ll just ramble on about a couple of things. Firstly, thanks to you, whichever heifer was in the bathroom at work … Continue reading →

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New parents…WTF?

Posted on May 14, 2013 by donofalltrades

This is a post from when literally three people read my blog. I’m reposting it because new followers won’t know it’s recycled garbage and because I can. Fuck, ignore that last sentence new followers. It’s funny what the brain remembers, … Continue reading →

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Go dog go! why babies are oodles better than doodles.

Posted on May 8, 2013 by donofalltrades

I enjoy reading posts written by many different types of bloggers. Many of my favorites are parents who are trying, mostly half-assed, to raise kids like my wife and me.  Some are written by people who enjoy traveling to places … Continue reading →

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This one’s for Ace!!

Posted on April 30, 2013 by donofalltrades

So it’s dawned on me recently that much of this blog’s content involving my kids revolves around the boys. If you’ve only just begun following, you may be unaware that I have a daughter as well. I call her Ace … Continue reading →

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The internet is ruining snack time…

Posted on April 18, 2013 by donofalltrades

Thankfully, Ace is old enough to pack her own lunch or figure out on her own when she wants to buy whatever crap the school district is serving. When she wasn’t old enough though, it was mostly momma who took … Continue reading →

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