Category Archives: Humor

Answers to your pressing police related questions…

Posted on July 21, 2014 by donofalltrades

Wow, I’m a posting machine here lately, aren’t I? Sorry about that. Anywho, an indeterminate number of days ago, I offered to answer y’all’s (is that the correct usage, Molly?) police officer related questions, since many of you show mild … Continue reading →

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A giant hill a sizable lake and a near death experience?…

Posted on July 19, 2014 by donofalltrades

Here’s a quickie for ya. Ha, my wife will wince when she reads that line out of habit. She’s no doubt had enough of my quickies, but that’s for another day. As you regulars will recall, last Saturday I whooped … Continue reading →

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A yeehawin’ good time and some pink sandals…

Posted on July 15, 2014 by donofalltrades

For the first time in probably close to twenty years, I went to a music concert. It’s not that I have anything against them, it’s more about not wanting to spend money or fight crowds at the facility where most … Continue reading →

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Hot pics and a potential Q & A with officer don…

Posted on July 12, 2014 by donofalltrades

It’s been hot as fuck around these parts lately. Gman’s been hot. Cool’s been hot. And yours truly has been hot. I hadn’t even left the parking lot at work when I started sweating like the proverbial whore on nickel … Continue reading →

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Random stuff as it comes to me brain…

Posted on July 10, 2014 by donofalltrades

Oh my goodness, let’s write a post! I’m so excited about all the great blog posts I’ve been reading that I want to take part, unfortunately, I ain’t got shit to say that makes sense to anyone about anything important, … Continue reading →

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Monday funday tale of the dented garage…with pics cuz words are hard!

Posted on June 9, 2014 by donofalltrades

Oh my Lord…sitting in this chair typing a post is much more relaxing than being at that nasty gym again. One of the many, many things that sucks ass about working out is that it’s supposed to be a part … Continue reading →

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Nice things and making hookers cry…wtf ever for FTSF…

Posted on May 15, 2014 by donofalltrades

The nicest thing someone ever did for me was… Haha, I’m going to totally admit that my mind went straight back to when I was 14 and that nice 15 1/2 year old girl had the sex with me. I … Continue reading →

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All mature and stuff…someday.

Posted on January 31, 2014 by donofalltrades

Hey all, it’s another Finish the Sentence Friday! Join in on the fun, if you haven’t yet. This week the sentence starter is: A funny thing happened on my way to… —————————————————————————– I used to wonder if I’d ever get there. … Continue reading →

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Dads are pretty too…

Posted on January 28, 2014 by donofalltrades

Damn you, women! I was perfectly content to sit my fat ass on the couch and pound beers after the hockey game (Blues win, by the way), but you had to drag me into your thing. Some wonderful blogger moms … Continue reading →

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FTSF…dumbest post ever? let’s hope it doesn’t get much worse!

Posted on January 24, 2014 by donofalltrades

Ok, so I wrote this below post while I was obliterating a twelve pack of Bud Light Lime last night. Don’t you judge me! It’s a FTSF post. Against my better judgment, I’m going to post it even though I … Continue reading →

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