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Another day at the office…A near birth experience…

I was minding my own business in my police car with a 44 ounce iced tea between my legs, a handful of sunflower seeds in my mouth, one hand on the steering wheel, and the other wrapped around my seed shell spit … Continue reading

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Answers to your pressing police related questions…

Wow, I’m a posting machine here lately, aren’t I? Sorry about that. Anywho, an indeterminate number of days ago, I offered to answer y’all’s (is that the correct usage, Molly?) police officer related questions, since many of you show mild … Continue reading

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The writer’s life – blog tour…

Remember when we used to pretty regularly get Liebster Awards and Sunshine Awards and Dragon Something or Other Awards and Versatile Blogger Awards and Inspiring Blogger Awards and Donofalltradesisthebiggestassholeiknow Awards and what not? Well I do. I always really sucked … Continue reading

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A yeehawin’ good time and some pink sandals…

For the first time in probably close to twenty years, I went to a music concert. It’s not that I have anything against them, it’s more about not wanting to spend money or fight crowds at the facility where most … Continue reading

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Hot pics and a potential Q & A with officer don…

It’s been hot as fuck around these parts lately. Gman’s been hot. Cool’s been hot. And yours truly has been hot. I hadn’t even left the parking lot at work when I started sweating like the proverbial whore on nickel … Continue reading

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Random stuff as it comes to me brain…

Oh my goodness, let’s write a post! I’m so excited about all the great blog posts I’ve been reading that I want to take part, unfortunately, I ain’t got shit to say that makes sense to anyone about anything important, … Continue reading

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A slow work day and stuff…

Hot damn, another post! If this post reads like it was put together hastily by a hungover jackass trying to kill time while not paying attention at a legal training seminar, that’s only because it was  hastily put together by a … Continue reading

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Monday funday tale of the dented garage…with pics cuz words are hard!

Oh my Lord…sitting in this chair typing a post is much more relaxing than being at that nasty gym again. One of the many, many things that sucks ass about working out is that it’s supposed to be a part … Continue reading

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Catchin’ up…for what, the third time?

I promise to make this what have I been doing/where have I been post my last! Lol. I’ve stared at this white screen for a good two hours already, insisting that I’m not turning the computer off until I’ve pulled … Continue reading

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Nice things and making hookers cry…wtf ever for FTSF…

The nicest thing someone ever did for me was… Haha, I’m going to totally admit that my mind went straight back to when I was 14 and that nice 15 1/2 year old girl had the sex with me. I … Continue reading

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