Author Archives: donofalltrades

Minor ranting on welfare and a goofy alderman.

Posted on June 7, 2013 by donofalltrades

I’m unmotivated to be funny today, sorry. One of my very first, and yet still current followers, Cookie the Canadian lady who has the same gestational period as an elephant, does a rant every Friday about something that makes her … Continue reading →

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Just a tuesday night is all…

Posted on June 4, 2013 by donofalltrades

Ace had a softball game last night, but I had both of the little guys while momma was off running errands to get Ace ready for her first ever summer camp adventure. Yes, the thought of her away at camp … Continue reading →

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Dear daddy…

Posted on June 3, 2013 by donofalltrades

Hey dad, it’s Ace here.  The boys and I are typing you a letter!  Thanks for leaving this WordPress open, mom says it’s the best way to get a hold of you since you always have your fat ass in … Continue reading →

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A coupla random thangs…

Posted on May 31, 2013 by donofalltrades

Memorial Day: So Memorial Day came and went and I didn’t blog about it which means I suck.  When I think of Memorial Day, I think about the greatest generation and those who fought in WWII.  No offense to our … Continue reading →

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Fatty gonna lose some weight…

Posted on May 29, 2013 by donofalltrades

My 4 year old son recently called me fat. With absolutely zero malice intended, he simply asked me in the middle of casual conversation why I was so fat. My initial reaction was to put down either the cake in my … Continue reading →

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That time i was freshly pressed and a prize i won…

Posted on May 27, 2013 by donofalltrades

Remember the time that my one post was Freshly Pressed? OMG!! Yeah, me neither…. Several of my favorite bloggers have recently been though, so I feel like a success by association. Congrats to all of you!!  I like to believe … Continue reading →

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Adventures of don as spider man, the beginning…

Posted on May 21, 2013 by donofalltrades

It was a Friday morning in 1992 and I was just waking up from being passed out in the cemetery across the street from campus. As usual when I would wake up in the cemetery on a Friday morning across … Continue reading →

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Random recent stuff…

Posted on May 20, 2013 by donofalltrades

Greetings, I feel like whipping out a post right quick, but since I ain’t got nothin’ to say particular, I’ll just ramble on about a couple of things. Firstly, thanks to you, whichever heifer was in the bathroom at work … Continue reading →

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Some stuff i’ve done but never will again.

Posted on May 16, 2013 by donofalltrades

There are a few things in life that I’ve done and have promised myself that I’ll never do again. Children.  We have three.  I am fixed.  I am done. Drink Everclear.  I did it once.  I was in high school … Continue reading →

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Ah, well maybe i do have some crazy afterall…

Posted on May 15, 2013 by donofalltrades

Since we broached the subject of Don’s crazy the other day, some wonderful yet snarky bitches (you know who you are) pointed out that I may have been mistaken when I indicated my crazy left. I’ve been rereading some of … Continue reading →

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