Tag Archives: dads

New parents…WTF?

This is a post from when literally three people read my blog. I’m reposting it because new followers won’t know it’s recycled garbage and because I can. Fuck, ignore that last sentence new followers. It’s funny what the brain remembers, … Continue reading

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Go dog go! why babies are oodles better than doodles.

I enjoy reading posts written by many different types of bloggers. Many of my favorites are parents who are trying, mostly half-assed, to raise kids like my wife and me.  Some are written by people who enjoy traveling to places … Continue reading

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This one’s for Ace!!

So it’s dawned on me recently that much of this blog’s content involving my kids revolves around the boys. If you’ve only just begun following, you may be unaware that I have a daughter as well. I call her Ace … Continue reading

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The internet is ruining snack time…

Thankfully, Ace is old enough to pack her own lunch or figure out on her own when she wants to buy whatever crap the school district is serving. When she wasn’t old enough though, it was mostly momma who took … Continue reading

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Alienating mommy followers…oh wait, a guest post too!

I enjoy all the moms I’ve “met” in blog land.  I really do. I like to tease, but I know it’s not easy to be a mom, especially a stay at home mom.  I mean, those Baby Einstein dvd’s don’t just … Continue reading

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Easing back to funny…

I’m not inspired to write anything funny right now. I’m feeling a little under the weather and my last post was such a buzzkill, so nothing is really funny to me at this moment. I’ve decided that I’m going to … Continue reading

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Death isn’t funny, so neither is this post…

*This post is categorized under The not meant to be funny stuff and is a 100% non-humorous post about some thoughts and memories of my time working as a police officer.  While I hope you’ll still read it and share … Continue reading

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Random gripes and stuff…

For those who’ve been with me from the start of this nonsense last November, so basically, that’s wife, our friends Mo and Sarah and some crazy Canadian woman, Cdawg and I were talking and he was ADAMANT that he hated … Continue reading

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Guest post – meet the wife!

I had some beers tonight, so I don’t know what this post is. I know in my heart that I shouldn’t drink and blog, but there’s nothing on TV and the laptop is working properly for a change. When I … Continue reading

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Letting go…

Do men still have midlife crises? If yes, I’m not 100% sure that I’ve had mine yet. I thought I did once, back in 2003, but now I’m pretty sure I just went insane, temporarily. Wait, isn’t that what a … Continue reading

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